With the Festive Season closing-out 2009, here are the two best entries in our fifth NÖ Caption competition:Man: I say Thelma, I think your left hip may be broken. But looking on the bright side, your Rapha Mink-pelt Bonnet with foldaway storm flap looks unscathed.
Man: Let me help you Madam. My name's Mr. Pendleton.
A very Happy Christmas to our all readers!
