You grab a quick shower, cleansing with your eco-friendly, pedal-powered natural soap. Add a quick splash of Rapha's Eau de Chamois, and you're looking good. Extracting your Timothy Everest suit from the wardrobe nearly completes the ensemble. All you need are some cufflinks...
You could option the Hot Cufflink pair.
Or maybe the sterling silver road bikes, from English cufflinks - the ones 'Made by cyclists for cyclists!'. The wheels turn on those.
Better still, the 'awesomely detailed' offering by No-Buttons-Required. $165 for spinning cranks can't be bad. And Phil Collins has a pair of those.
Then there is the budget brace from Honey Pot Gifts. They'll never know you only paid £10.99.
Perhaps the answer lies with Shiny Cufflinks - but how to choose between their 'Bling Bling' or 'Antique' style Chain Link design?
Mr Cufflink might work with the Everest suit - who can argue with No Cycling cufflinks?
But a man of your stature... it has to be Sterling Tie Tacks 10 Speed silver cufflinks.
What of some philately fabrication... and those Bike Stamp Cufflinks, fashioned from a 1972 Olympiad stamp?
Decisions. Decisions.
